Admittedly, some of the benefit ideas below sound absurd and will probably never make it into an employment contract. But sometimes, it’s the bizarre requests that tell us the most about the real working day.
1. Unlimited debugging days
While many dream of endless vacations, there is only one thing more tempting for developers: unlimited debugging days. No deadlines breathing down your neck and no constant pressure to deliver the next feature. Instead, endless hours chasing every little bug, perfecting every detail and polishing the code until it shines flawlessly. The real appeal of this benefit lies in the ability to tame the chaos and search until the crucial bug is finally found and fixed.
2. ‘Dark Mode’ lounge
For all those who avoid the glare of daylight and feel comfortable in the soft shadows of darkness, the “Dark Mode” lounge would be the ultimate retreat. There is no blinding white in this lounge, only the calming darkness in which screens illuminate the latest shades of black.
The furnishings are designed with the well-being of light-sensitive eyes in mind: subdued lighting that provides just enough brightness to find your way around and strong coffee that is twice as strong as in any other department. The gentle clicks of keyboards and mice provide an acoustic backdrop — a symphony that gives every techie peace and concentration.
3. Stack Overflow Fridays
Every Friday, the hectic developer life pauses for a moment and turns into a day of wisdom and community. Stack Overflow Fridays are the perfect time to put aside your own projects and focus entirely on helping the global developer community.
On this day, developers not only answer questions but also show their extensive knowledge and willingness to help others. The best answers are not only celebrated but the developer is awarded the title of “Hero of the Day” at the next meeting — a title that shows that true greatness lies in sharing knowledge.
4. Pizza algorithm competition
Pizza parties are particularly popular with HR departments in the USA when it comes to supposedly great benefits. To make this more interesting for local techies, developers could combine their passion for algorithms with their love of pizza once a month. The pizza algorithm competition is all about developing the perfect algorithm that determines the ultimate pizza — based on calories, toppings, delivery time and, of course, personal taste. The winner is rewarded with a 30-day pizza flat rate.
5. Official BRB clause
Sometimes you just need a break — and you need it now. With the official “BRB Clause,” developers would have the right to simply say “BRB” (Be Right Back) to critical requests or spontaneous meetings and withdraw for an indefinite period. No manager is allowed to ask where they are or what they are doing. An ideal solution to avoid the next slack bomb.
6. Headhunter defense spray
The job market has been developing in favor of employees for some time now and developers in particular are in high demand. This has the unpleasant side effect that headhunters are regularly on the mat for developers. What if there was a spray that protected developers from the constant onslaught of headhunters?
A spray of the exclusive “Recruiter Repellent” would ensure that all LinkedIn messages and emails from recruiters go straight to the spam folder. This would allow developers to work undisturbed without constantly being reminded of new job offers — your own company would certainly provide a year’s supply free of charge.
7. Cross-departmental translation device
Communication between developers and other departments could be so much easier – with a Developer Relations departmental translator. This small but powerful device automatically translates developer jargon into a language that Sales, Marketing & Co. also understand. And vice versa! No more lengthy explanations as to why something can’t be done “just like that.”
8. Pet translator
Speaking of language barriers: For those developers who work from home and rely on the company of their pet, a pet translator would be a dream come true. This device would translate every bark, meow or chirp into clear, understandable messages. Developers would finally know why their cat is walking across the keyboard or why their dog needs immediate attention. And best of all: it integrates seamlessly into the preferred development environment!
9. Bug Bounty break room
A specially designed break room specifically designed to reward developers for their hard work — but in a way they really appreciate. In this room, every problem fixed becomes a small victory celebration: from a chocolate bar for a quick win to a luxurious massager for the really tough bugs that have taken all day.
The motto is: The bigger and more annoying the bug, the bigger the reward! This turns bug-fixing into a fun and motivating experience. Every bug becomes a chance for a well-deserved reward and the break room becomes a place where work and pleasure go hand in hand.
10. AI assistant for office politics
Office politics can be a real challenge for developers who prefer writing code to sitting in endless meetings. This is where the AI-powered personal assistant comes in. This clever helper takes care of all the unpleasant aspects of office communication: It diplomatically responds to unreasonable requests, skillfully averts unwanted meetings and safely navigates the often-complex social dynamics in the office.
Developed to make life easier for developers, the assistant ensures that they can concentrate on what they do best — without having to burden themselves with the trivialities of everyday office life. This takes the stress out of everyday work and allows developers to devote themselves fully to their creative work.
Sead Ahmetovic is the CEO and Co-founder of WeAreDevelopers, an organization dedicated to empowering tech talents and accelerating their careers. With his team, he runs Europe’s leading career platform for software developers, providing them with tech content, job opportunities and events. As host of the world’s largest event for developers, the WeAreDevelopers World Congress, Sead brings together industry leaders and such tech superstars as Steve Wozniak, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, Amanda Silver, John Romero, Garry Kasparov and many others to discuss tech innovations and trends in modern software development.
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